I can’t find the right photo…

So here’s a picture of my friend Jordan Christensen and somebody’s baby.

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Jordan was the drummer for Crazy Dave’s Slightly Used Porn.  We would play parks in the middle of the day.

That's him back there.  Wave hi.  Soccer moms were angry.

That’s him back there. Wave hi. Soccer moms were angry.

We had issues.

My microphone's been drinking!

My microphone’s been drinking!

Then 9-11 changed everything.  Actually it was the manager of the U-Haul place that changed.  The new one kicked us out.  Our career was over.  The End.

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I need to learn Spanish.

 

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The Fantastic Four got roasted.

Back in 1982 Marvel decided to print a comic book roast of the Fantastic Four conceived by Fred Hembeck and fleshed out more by Jim Shooter.  It featured almost every major artist working for Marvel at the time  and was really weird.  Of course Ben Grimm took the brunt of the roasting, here’s Thor mocking  him with his golden tresses.

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Batman took acid. Again. That fool.

Batman doesn’t always learn from his mistakes.  That’s why he has drug problems.  Or maybe Alfred did this to him.  

"All these trees!  And feral hogs!  Mother Gaea desired me here!"

“All these trees! And feral hogs! Mother Gaea desired me here!”

The Bat-Meister didn’t notice he was in a blank void.  Maybe it’s the end of Final Crisis again.  Waking up in a cave with a fork and steaming hot pasta.

 

Batman forgot his manners.  That's why he complained so much and peed on the floor.

Batman forgot his manners. That’s why he complained so much and peed on the floor.

Then Robin showed up and a Dog had showed up from Whole Foods and that vegan crap was forced upon them both.  

Flax seed had Robin right where it wanted him.  In Speedos.

Flax seed had Robin right where it wanted him. In Speedos.

None of this made sense, but helped me remove 3 more pictures from my computer.

Tony Mandarich on Tecmo Super Bowl

Last night I was watching the December 3rd 1989 game between the Green Bay Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and one of the annoucers stated that the Packers’ first round draft pick, 2nd overall, still hadn’t played that season.  Tony Mandarich was that draft pick and in fact he never even started a game in his first year.  He played only 3 seasons with the Packers and has this legacy:

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Mandarich later admitted to using steroids and having a poor work ethic which probably were major factors in his becoming a bust.  He did, however, have a decent comeback playing with the Colts after a few years out of football.  Now, being a person of my age I went to the best place for me to judge the ability of a football player that played in either the 1990 or ’91 season.

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Cbullhu?

 

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And Hog-Thosloth?  The Elder Gods of Earth C?  Ah, Captain Carrot, I keep finding all kinds of neat things I missed as a kid.

 

Bigfoot + Metallic = I was 15 once.

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