The Strangest Opera ever.

I can only dream what they are singing.

Me heart Dinosaurs.

Growing up I was like many a young lad and obsessed with Dinosaurs.  Luckily for me my parents were fine with my crazed love of prehistoric beasts and often took me to various Dinosaur parks and museums.  Thus plenty of photos of giant Dinosaur statues.  Some I even stood near!

I’m wearing a Gumby shirt!

If I had been in my twenties I would’ve fallen and hurt myself!

A Weird Dream.

I had a weird dream last night, hence the title of this blog.  It started out feeling like an ’80s comedy but as I was released from jail for my wacky hijinks I ran into someone down the hallway.  Former Philadelphia Eagles head coach Buddy Ryan.

Yep, the same Buddy Ryan that punched Kevin Gilbride when they were on the same team:

Well, in this dream Coach Ryan was telling a group of people that the Senate needed to do something about the budget.  The current Presidency had caused enough problems and the salaries of high school teachers were way to low.  The time to impeach is now!

I feared he would sense that I’m a Cowboys fan…

Superheroes vs Sharks

For hundred of thousands of years the battle of Superheroes and Sharks has raged.  Men and women with the power of gods fighting against the most primative, destructive eating machines.  These are just a few of the titanic battles for the entire world!

Thor and Superman aren’t the only one’s in trouble…

Stir Fry attack!!!

When I go walking later in the day my nose is assaulted by the smells of the local restaurants nearby my apartment.  So Panda Express and Fresh Wok are entering my nasal cavities.  Well that makes me hungry.  Since both these places are really hit or miss I decided to take matters into my own hands.  Yahoo search here I come!

And that really didn’t help me.  So I decided to drive down to Kroger and buy some random things to throw together for my idea of Chinese food.

So naturally I bought Korean style sauce.

Johnny 5 is displeased with my choice. And Myspace.

Okay, one step closer to Asian food with the Korean Teriyaki Sauce.  Next up I need veggies…

Digital Cameras: Friend or Foe?

I own three digital cameras and fear change so I’ve been having issues taking pictures of my random cookings.  The past year or so I’ve been using one of my parent’s old cameras, a klunky HP 735 that’s 3.2 MP and drinks batteries like we’re on a cheap date.  It took good pictures if the subject stood still but when you’re a crazy cat gentleman like me it just didn’t cut it…

“Hulk hold Johnny 5 so picture good!!!”

Well, back in February I was looking around my local Wal-Mart and decided to buy  a new camera.  A Vivitar that’s 12 MP.  That’ almost 4 times better than that HP!  Think of all the great cat pictures I can take!

More Acts of Vengeance…

Marvel’s magical cross-title story line from the late ’80s to the early ’90s has a place in my heart.  Mainly because it was the first story line that I was actively following several titles at the time.  Rereading these titles has made me scared. 

Not really scared, but I am picking up on a lot more things that I missed in my early teens.  Like Hercules singing along with his Walkman:

Yeah, Thor had to leave because Herc sucks as a singer.  Ooh!  They have the new issues of ALF!

Yes Hercules is singing this song:

On this machine:

And Thor isn’t Donald Blake!

(POW!!!)

mind blown

Spider-man is non-mutant and proud!

So, I was reading Acts of Vengeance a few weeks ago and got to the exciting Cosmic Powered Spiderman battle of his new boss who has Puma powers cause he’s the Puma and they fight Clea-vage or Titannia or what ever.

Stop! Spider Time!!!

Wait, what’s that say on top of the cover?

 

Non-Mutant?  Why brag about it?  I mean mutants are minorities in the Marvel Universe, so why don’t Captain America or Iron Man or even the Hulk make this claim?

Is Spiderman a…  racist?

No, of course not.  It was the ’90s and mutants were the majority.  And worth BIG BUCKS!!!

Heck, Spiderman even posed as a mutant for fame and fortune years later:

Wait, that was the House of M which didn’t really happen.  No, wait it did but only a few characters remember.  Gwen Stacy had twins with the Green Goblin?!?  What the heck Marvel?

Everything but the Hulk makes me dizzy…