Lead on my friend.

bramaze

Unless you’re this guy:

bra-man-happy

I’ve never seen such joy.

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Where the F is my ham?!?

"Where the F is my ham!  I'm hungry!!!"

“Where the F is my ham! I’m hungry!!!”

"You little turd!  Where's my ham!"

“You little turd! Where’s my ham!”

"Did you turds give my ham to this puny Indian?  A-holes!!!"

“Did you turds give my ham to this puny Indian? A-holes!!!”

"Finally my tasty, tasty ham.  I can feel the juices dripping down my sabre-like teeth."

“Finally my tasty, tasty ham. I can feel the juices dripping down my sabre-like teeth.”

 

Maybe I was born 10 years too late.

Sometime I feel like I’m still in my 20s but then I look at my drivers license and realize I’m wrong.  Then I go looking through my books and I think: “Man, I feel like I should be older with the things I like.”  I miss when the oldies station didn’t have 70’s weekends and when the local TV broadcasts had sci-fi and monster movies on every weekend afternoon.  Eh, I’m a weirdo.

One of my favorite books to read when I went to my grandparents house was this:

strangestories

An interesting hodge-podge of many things pseudo-science and of course the big thing for me: cryptozoology. Continue reading

Godzilla loves his son.

sonofgodzilla

godzillaminya

 

And I thought Robin’s sidekick clothing was questionable…

rickjones

 

Rick Jones: sidekick to Captain America, the Hulk, ROM…  Helped stop the Kree/Skrull War.  Please just put that leg down and acquire some pants…

 

This is concerning.

booty and pussy pop dr heckle funny wtf gifs

Spinach!

This afternoon I decided to break down and order pizza even though a tasty Red Baron had been eying me the past week from my freezer.  Even though Papa John’s has been taunting me with their e-mails and promises of points and how close I am to a free pizza I decided to go the cheaper way and choose Domino’s.  I know alot of people aren’t big on Domino’s but they have on of the best pizza’s a major chain can make in my opinion.  I usually get the 2 mediums for $5.99 each deal and on one I order it with white sauce instead of red and the two toppings Philly steak and green bell peppers.  It costs a $1 more but makes a dern good Philly Cheese Steak Pizza.

Oh so gooey, greasy and good.

Oh so gooey, greasy and good.

Yeah, that one’s not gonna survive the night…  Continue reading