I’m craving hot dogs right now.

Sometimes a man craves a good hot dog.  Or a bad one.  Or 18 in one sitting which is my personal record.  Hot dogs can be a great mystery for all of us and like a late ’70s television special on UFOs we question:  Do we really want to know the truth?

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And sometimes HOT DOGS ATTACK!

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THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

 

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The most awesome presents had this on back:

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Comics excite me too easily.

I’m reading way too many ongoing storylines right now.  I’ve even gotten into DC’s Forever Evil which is making me dizzy.  Well, last night was pretty awesome because I saw this in the new issue of Justice League of America:

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Yankee Poodle is on TV!  Wait, you don’t know who Yankee Poodle is?  She’s a member of the Zoo Crew!  Early ’80s super powered cartoon team!  Look, they even saved Superman!

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How awesome would it be if Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo Crew! came in and saved Earth 1 or new 52 or whatever the DC Universe is doing these days from the Forever Evil storyline.  (sigh)  A man can dream.

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