My roommate works for McDonalds. I used to work at McDonalds. McDonalds haunts my life and dreams…
When they final opened a McDonalds in my home town they briefly had a sale where you could get one hamburger for a quarter. Limit 10. I spent $2.50 + tax multiple times. Life was good.
Ronald sure as heck can be scary. And could eat your soul.
Employees hunger for flesh as well…
But one good thing about McDonalds is they will add bacon to anything!
Of course half the time I go there I want to be like this: