McD’s or somesuch…

My roommate works for McDonalds.  I used to work at McDonalds.  McDonalds haunts my life and dreams…

I wish these were the current prices.  With any burger place.

I wish these were the current prices. With any burger place.  And the Root Beer is Delightful…

When they final opened a McDonalds in my home town they briefly had a sale where you could get one hamburger for a quarter.  Limit 10.  I spent $2.50 + tax multiple times.  Life was good.

Guess who'll be sleeping under your bed from now on.

Guess who’ll be sleeping under your bed from now on.

Ronald sure as heck can be scary.  And could eat your soul.

"Children are just McNuggets to me!  Where's my dipping sauce?!?"

“Children are just McNuggets to me! Where’s my dipping sauce?!?”

Employees hunger for flesh as well…

mcbrains...  mcbrains...

mcbrains… mcbrains…

But one good thing about McDonalds is they will add bacon to anything!

I so need Ranch dressing with this!

I so need Ranch dressing with this!

Of course half the time I go there I want to  be like this:

"What?!?  The shake machine is down?!?  Talk to the hand."

“What?!? The shake machine is down?!?
Talk to the hand.”

They are making a prequel to Falling Down.

You forgot the briefcase.

 

On the 20th anniversary of one of my favorite movies it was annouced that a prequel to Falling Down was in production.  It will dwell on Bill Foster’s (Michael Douglas’ character) childhood for most of the film with the last part being the events leading up to the begining of the first film.  Kodi Smit-McPhee from Let Me In will play the young Bill Foster.  Here is a picture from production:

The prequel is called Standing Up.

As you can tell by the above photo THIS IS NOT REAL. I pray that this idea is never used and that Falling Down is never remade.  Now I need to go get a flat-top.